"To Crib or bloody well not to Crib that is the question..."Cribbing an art , a gift which just any tom dick or harrry cannot embibe. It requires grit, determination.To be a great cribber of sorts you have to begin at an early age.In order to inculcate this ,one has to learn how to get pissed n bugged with life on just about anything on account.
For a juvenile , it all starts with what we call "malnourished up bringing...".Be it the food or the grey cells.Make sure the kid on the block always has room for more but cannot get none coz you don't have none.The academic load should be optimum, enough to make him/her loose interest in anything that he/she undertakes.These are few of many different fundamental blocks which build us an "ACE CRIBBER".Further more every test in the offing the efforts should not be given their due.This simple step acts like a catalyst in the whole"i Crib" revolution and soon we have a potential cribber on the go.
The next stage which happens to be the graduation period is very critical.It is a make a break situation, so any decision taken without judgement or proper conviction in action can yield us back to ground zero.If that happens then all these years of "tapasya"goes down the shit pot
In order to avoid this the contender has to be put in a conservative atmosphere. A place where he/she is deprived of either beautifull selection of species respectedly, or libertarian beliefs.Where every object of desire or dire want has to be subjected to a contraband...(guess the word fits well here...)
All this while the person should always develope a mind set that "okay this is the bottom line of frustrated academic environment as well as the disasterous social escapade".The advantage in building up such a thought process is that you think that you have already imagined the worst and lived through it not knowing that situations have uncanny tendencies of going beyond expectations. The suddenly you come to the final stage ,that lands you in nothingness (as one of my dear friend is fond of.....).
The work begins to take its toll on you, and all these years of juvenile cribbin attains major.You get bugged instantaneously,as though its in your blood.Nothing in the world makes you happy not even sex..(coz you haven't got laid yet...)
For a juvenile , it all starts with what we call "malnourished up bringing...".Be it the food or the grey cells.Make sure the kid on the block always has room for more but cannot get none coz you don't have none.The academic load should be optimum, enough to make him/her loose interest in anything that he/she undertakes.These are few of many different fundamental blocks which build us an "ACE CRIBBER".Further more every test in the offing the efforts should not be given their due.This simple step acts like a catalyst in the whole"i Crib" revolution and soon we have a potential cribber on the go.
The next stage which happens to be the graduation period is very critical.It is a make a break situation, so any decision taken without judgement or proper conviction in action can yield us back to ground zero.If that happens then all these years of "tapasya"goes down the shit pot
In order to avoid this the contender has to be put in a conservative atmosphere. A place where he/she is deprived of either beautifull selection of species respectedly, or libertarian beliefs.Where every object of desire or dire want has to be subjected to a contraband...(guess the word fits well here...)
All this while the person should always develope a mind set that "okay this is the bottom line of frustrated academic environment as well as the disasterous social escapade".The advantage in building up such a thought process is that you think that you have already imagined the worst and lived through it not knowing that situations have uncanny tendencies of going beyond expectations. The suddenly you come to the final stage ,that lands you in nothingness (as one of my dear friend is fond of.....).
The work begins to take its toll on you, and all these years of juvenile cribbin attains major.You get bugged instantaneously,as though its in your blood.Nothing in the world makes you happy not even sex..(coz you haven't got laid yet...)
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